See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize