She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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