So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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