bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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