Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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