Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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