don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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