I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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