he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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