if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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