the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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