she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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