i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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