You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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