the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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