i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Randomize
