the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
God I need to hump something, right now.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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