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So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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