no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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