so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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