I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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