So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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