well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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