There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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