is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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