fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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