also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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