Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Randomize
