And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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