Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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