Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just invented taco cereal.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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