She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
that's an acceptable place to lick
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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