Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I understand Curling. That high.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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