he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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