2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
