look no pants
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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