Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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