Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You can't special order awesome
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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