We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
worst night to have a conscience
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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