he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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