Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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