in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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