the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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