its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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