Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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