After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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