No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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