"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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