okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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