Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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