I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
