BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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