is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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